An always-on conversion engine for the traffic you already have
NerdCow keeps reading your analytics, search and behaviour data, then ships a steady stream of prioritised, client-ready recommendations — week after week, so more of today's visitors become customers without extra ad spend.
Start free with a teardown, then keep the engine running every month.
You're leaving conversions on the table
You worked hard to earn that traffic. But most visitors still leave without converting — and the reasons are buried across tools nobody has time to cross-reference.
Scattered data
Analytics, search and session data live in separate tools that never talk to each other.
No clear priority
Endless audit checklists, but no honest ranking of what will actually move the needle.
Slow to act
By the time insights are pulled together by hand, the moment — and the budget — has passed.
How it works
We bring five sources of truth together and let AI find the gap between the traffic you have and the conversions you want.
Where people land, where they drop off, and which paths convert.
The queries bringing traffic in — and the pages quietly underperforming.
Real session recordings and heatmaps showing where users hesitate.
Page structure, copy and on-page issues blocking the conversion.
Your context — brand, goals and history — folded into every analysis.
Every signal is weighed together and turned into prioritised recommendations, scored by impact and effort.
What you get: a client-ready report
The tangible deliverable is a polished, branded report you can share with a single link or save as a PDF. It reads as clear recommendations — not raw data dumps.
- Each recommendation framed as problem, what we recommend, and the expected impact.
- Sorted into quick wins, strategic bets and delight-layer ideas.
- A clean, branded document — internal scoring stays internal.
- Shareable by link or saved straight to PDF from the browser.
Clarify the primary CTA above the fold
Rework the pricing page hierarchy
Add social proof to checkout
Simple, outcome-focused pricing
Start free with a teardown, then keep the engine running every month.
Frequently asked questions
- Do I need to install anything?
- No. We connect to your existing analytics and search data and crawl your live site. There is no tag to add and nothing to maintain on your end.
- Will this slow my site down?
- Not at all. The analysis reads data you already collect and crawls your pages the way a search engine does — it never touches your live experience.
- How is this different from a generic CRO audit?
- Generic audits give you a long, unprioritised checklist. We cross-reference five data sources and rank every recommendation by expected impact and effort, so you know exactly what to ship first.
- What do I actually receive?
- A branded, client-ready report you can open with a single link or save as a PDF. It reads as clear recommendations — problem, what we recommend, and the expected impact — with none of the internal scoring noise.
- Can I cancel a subscription?
- Yes. The monthly plans can be cancelled anytime, with no long-term contract. The CRO Teardown is free — your way in — so there is nothing to cancel and the report is yours to keep.
Turn today's traffic into tomorrow's revenue
Stop guessing what to fix. Let NerdCow show you exactly where the conversions are hiding.